Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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