just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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