He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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