last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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