yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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