Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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