i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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