Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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