I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So vagazzling was a success
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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