East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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