I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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