Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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