I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me