Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Blame the bisexuality and move on?