dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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