White coat. Heels.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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