and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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