I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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