she takes plan B like it's going out of style
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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