Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I forget how to act sober
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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