I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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