I think I am morally bankrupt
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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