just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
