I want to stick my p in your. b.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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