how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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