no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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