Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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