but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
