Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
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