i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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