just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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