windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
