history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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