Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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