Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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