i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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