I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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