talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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