Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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