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(619): View more from California

Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.

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i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!

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(512): View more from Texas

My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle

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(678): View more from Georgia

He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.

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(641): View more from Iowa

bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty

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(407): View more from Florida

And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.

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