The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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