I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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