So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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