is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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