Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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