how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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