Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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