I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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