i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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