The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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