Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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