no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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