I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
love makes seman taste better
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Randomize
