Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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