So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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