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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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