He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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