I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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