There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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