oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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